"Martha Stewardess" is a fictional character. Any similarities to persons alive or dead are purely coincidental.

Martha's life partner "Chip" is a fictional character too, existing only in the mind of the author and creator of Marthastewardess.com . Any similarity to a ventriloquist dummy (alive or not so much) is also a coinkidink.

In other words, they're not real.

The airline Martha's creator flies for is a guarded secret. In fact, she/he may not even fly for an airline at all. Who kows? The real person behind Martha might work at the DMV, Krispy Kreme Donuts, the CIA, or even something crazy like gorilla care.

Please be advised that any comments or opinions expressed by Martha are probably nothing more than Chip's off the cuff remarks, and not at all associated with or representing the non-fictional airline Martha (or Martha's creator) may or may not work for. After all, imaginary Chip is a dummy.

The information provided here is haphazard and tossed together with salad tongs and a prayer. Yes, there may be typos and grammar goofs. Blame Chip, he's the 'goof' proof reader. Remember, what you might interpret as a 'typo' may not be a mistake at all. But then again, maybe it is. However, please understand that some articles are provided by news sources outside of the U.S.. We're asking that you think outside of the box, or maybe even the country.

The author is not aware of any copyright issues or violations. Unless otherwise noted – all photos were found on 'creative commons' under the creative commons license, whatever that is.

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This blog is for entertainment purposes only. Please address complaints to our complaint department, Attn: Chip.

Thank you. Now, sit back-relax-and enjoy your time with us as we climb to a comfortable cruising altitude of 34,000 feet!