Author: Martha's Whirled News

Based in San Francisco, Martha Stewardess flies frequently for a major US airline. Layover here for airline and travel news, views, and stews! Martha Stewardess, dishing it up one mile at a time!

Keys to a New Lexus, or Wet Used Kleenex?

 Just what are you handing me?  On all flights, passengers aggressively try handing over a wide range of items they no longer wish to keep at their seats.   These hand-outs will frequently pop out at us when we least expect them, while at the gate, during boarding, taxi…

Always Wear Shoes When Standing in Pee

Newsflash…..  airplane bathrooms are disgusting.  Would you wear only your socks when “dropping the kids off at the pool“, let’s say in a public bathroom at Grand Central Station?  I don’t think so.  Why on earth do flyer’s think it’s okay to wear only socks, or…

Hello. Hello? knock-knock. This thing working?

Greetings earthlings and fellow industry worker bees.  This is my first blogging experience.   I’m now “blogging”.  Oh, that has a nice ring to it, now doesn’t it?  Sounds a bit like “snogging”.  And we all know what snogging is.  Hmmm…..  Well, maybe…

Ask Martha and the Magic 8 Ball! wwmd?

What Would Martha Do? Your thought-provoking questions just keep rolling in! Instead of answering individually, I’ve decided to start a wwmd? ask the 8 Ball advice column. Please submit questions in three easy steps: 1. Scroll down to “Leave a Reply”…