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		<title>Comment on Man Threatens to Down Qantas Jet with Mind Power by Rebekka</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rebekka</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clearly they should have wrapped his head in aluminium foil.</description>
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		<title>Comment on DFW First Class passenger wearing thigh highs, halter top, and short shorts. Is &#8216;he&#8217; showing to much skin? by Martha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Martha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dearest Rob, the only appropriate &quot;judging&quot; of this man should be that of the fashion police! If a female dresses like this for air travel, she&#039;s going to get the same reaction. On a dude, this outfit says &quot;hot mess lost in the wilderness&quot;. On a woman, it can be described in three words, &quot;hootchie hootchie hootchie!&quot;

He seems to be quite comfy in his hot pants and halter top camo&#039;s, reportedly posing for pics and smiling at the camera.

I say more power to him, but a trip to ROSS should definitely be on his &#039;to do&#039; list!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dearest Rob, the only appropriate &#8220;judging&#8221; of this man should be that of the fashion police! If a female dresses like this for air travel, she&#8217;s going to get the same reaction. On a dude, this outfit says &#8220;hot mess lost in the wilderness&#8221;. On a woman, it can be described in three words, &#8220;hootchie hootchie hootchie!&#8221;</p>
<p>He seems to be quite comfy in his hot pants and halter top camo&#8217;s, reportedly posing for pics and smiling at the camera.</p>
<p>I say more power to him, but a trip to ROSS should definitely be on his &#8216;to do&#8217; list!</p>
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		<title>Comment on DFW First Class passenger wearing thigh highs, halter top, and short shorts. Is &#8216;he&#8217; showing to much skin? by rob</title>
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		<dc:creator>rob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 05:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this report is stupid if it was a girl most men would find it amusing and would be walking with their bon#W$$@ around. the man is actually married and is a nice guy his wife tells him to dress like this and it part of their every day life i bet u idiots assumed that this man was gay or a frustrated drag queen all of u should be ashamed for judging a book by its cover. makes no difference weather his on a pool area or in the beach you people will still judge the man the same way with out even knowing the person this is y this world is so fu%$^% up how about the writer judges it self who probably got worst fetishes then him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this report is stupid if it was a girl most men would find it amusing and would be walking with their bon#W$$@ around. the man is actually married and is a nice guy his wife tells him to dress like this and it part of their every day life i bet u idiots assumed that this man was gay or a frustrated drag queen all of u should be ashamed for judging a book by its cover. makes no difference weather his on a pool area or in the beach you people will still judge the man the same way with out even knowing the person this is y this world is so fu%$^% up how about the writer judges it self who probably got worst fetishes then him.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Big Ooooops! 747 Pilot hits wrong button, announces water &#8220;landing&#8221;! by siobhan bulfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>siobhan bulfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 02:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Martha
I&#039;m a huge fan of your blog. Knowing how seriously you take your passengers safety :) I thought you might like the latest safety video from our national airline down here in NZ - Air New Zealand. 
http://tinyurl.com/288pjfp</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Martha<br />
I&#8217;m a huge fan of your blog. Knowing how seriously you take your passengers safety <img src='http://www.marthastewardess.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I thought you might like the latest safety video from our national airline down here in NZ &#8211; Air New Zealand.<br />
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/288pjfp" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/288pjfp</a></p>
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		<title>Comment on Flight Attendant~ &#8220;To the Flying Public, We&#8217;re Sorry&#8221;- author unknown by Steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To the author:

As an every-week flier, I appreciate what you do for a living.  I really do.  I can&#039;t imagine how frustrating it must be to know that 50% or better of what you say over the intercom is ignored; or what it&#039;s like to have a 6&#039;4&quot; healthy male ask you to stow his luggage for him.  Or how many elite fliers who should know better make unrealistic demands because they are the single source of revenue for the airline.  I&#039;ve always wondered what it is that makes otherwise intelligent, self-sufficient adults to turn into complete morons the moment they step onto an airplane.  And bitch.  And whine.  And complain.  I mean, it&#039;s a couple hours out of our lives for a simple flight.  When you compare the number of instances of multi=hour delays and in-flight issues like severe turbulence to the number of flights that take off and land in the U.S. everyday, it&#039;s astounding.  Flying is really a simple, relatively convenient way to get 1000 miles in a couple hours.

In fairness, there are a lot of FA&#039;s who simply need to find something else to do.  I know the FA&#039;s primary role is for my safety.  But, serving drinks is still a part of it too, and it&#039;s part of the job that each FA knows they have when they sign up.  So is an occasional walk through the cabin.  The &quot;I&#039;m here for your safety and have to be vigilant&quot; stuff loses all its credibility when 3 FAs are hanging out in the back of the plane complaining about work rules for half the flight, or when I walk to the rest room and the FA is busily engaged in sudoku.   Of course you should have some rest; but I don&#039;t think asking for a second glass of Sprite Zero classifies me as difficult - which is how I&#039;ve been made to feel.  Those who really hate all the requirements of being a Flight Attendant should find something else to do; just like those who can&#039;t climb on an airplane and treat fellow human beings with respect should head to Greyhound or drive themselves.

Of all FA writings I&#039;ve read, yours is in my opinion one of the best ever.  You&#039;re thoughts are balanced and are obviously born of experience and a genuinely caring attitude.  So, on behalf of every 125-or-so passengers on all of my flights this week, I apologize to YOU.  I, and I assure you many of your best customers have a great deal of respect for you.

And despite its downsides - aviation is still an amazing and awesome science and industry that should never lose its aura of wonder.  Navigating halfway around the globe in 12 hours is still a magnificent gift.

Safe travels.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To the author:</p>
<p>As an every-week flier, I appreciate what you do for a living.  I really do.  I can&#8217;t imagine how frustrating it must be to know that 50% or better of what you say over the intercom is ignored; or what it&#8217;s like to have a 6&#8217;4&#8243; healthy male ask you to stow his luggage for him.  Or how many elite fliers who should know better make unrealistic demands because they are the single source of revenue for the airline.  I&#8217;ve always wondered what it is that makes otherwise intelligent, self-sufficient adults to turn into complete morons the moment they step onto an airplane.  And bitch.  And whine.  And complain.  I mean, it&#8217;s a couple hours out of our lives for a simple flight.  When you compare the number of instances of multi=hour delays and in-flight issues like severe turbulence to the number of flights that take off and land in the U.S. everyday, it&#8217;s astounding.  Flying is really a simple, relatively convenient way to get 1000 miles in a couple hours.</p>
<p>In fairness, there are a lot of FA&#8217;s who simply need to find something else to do.  I know the FA&#8217;s primary role is for my safety.  But, serving drinks is still a part of it too, and it&#8217;s part of the job that each FA knows they have when they sign up.  So is an occasional walk through the cabin.  The &#8220;I&#8217;m here for your safety and have to be vigilant&#8221; stuff loses all its credibility when 3 FAs are hanging out in the back of the plane complaining about work rules for half the flight, or when I walk to the rest room and the FA is busily engaged in sudoku.   Of course you should have some rest; but I don&#8217;t think asking for a second glass of Sprite Zero classifies me as difficult &#8211; which is how I&#8217;ve been made to feel.  Those who really hate all the requirements of being a Flight Attendant should find something else to do; just like those who can&#8217;t climb on an airplane and treat fellow human beings with respect should head to Greyhound or drive themselves.</p>
<p>Of all FA writings I&#8217;ve read, yours is in my opinion one of the best ever.  You&#8217;re thoughts are balanced and are obviously born of experience and a genuinely caring attitude.  So, on behalf of every 125-or-so passengers on all of my flights this week, I apologize to YOU.  I, and I assure you many of your best customers have a great deal of respect for you.</p>
<p>And despite its downsides &#8211; aviation is still an amazing and awesome science and industry that should never lose its aura of wonder.  Navigating halfway around the globe in 12 hours is still a magnificent gift.</p>
<p>Safe travels.</p>
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		<title>Comment on American Airlines Adds a Fee for Sitting Closer to First Class by Lynne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lynne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 02:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a flight attendant I can attest to the fact that boarding more people at the front of the a/c first just causes a larger cluster than normal. Its bad enough when you have a full plane and have to do a pre-departure service in first class and everybody else is trying to board. To have all these extra passengers hanging around in your work area is going to be ridiculous. Many of us are working on very frayed nerves as it is! This will only make things worse. The people that think up these ideas should get out on the line and have to try it out first!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a flight attendant I can attest to the fact that boarding more people at the front of the a/c first just causes a larger cluster than normal. Its bad enough when you have a full plane and have to do a pre-departure service in first class and everybody else is trying to board. To have all these extra passengers hanging around in your work area is going to be ridiculous. Many of us are working on very frayed nerves as it is! This will only make things worse. The people that think up these ideas should get out on the line and have to try it out first!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Meet Jack Daniels, A Cat&#8217;s &#8216;Tale&#8217; of adventure&#8230;.. by Debbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 20:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So why doesn&#039;t Falciani adopt Jack?</description>
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		<title>Comment on Three Jacksonville Kids, 11, 13, and 15, Use Babysitting Money to Take Off on Southwest. Destination? Dollywood! by Martha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Martha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story has me grinning from ear to ear. Imagine these kids, eyes wide open, emptying their pockets going through security, huge smiles, maybe a giggle or two. No baggage, carry-on worries, or laptops. Living in the moment, not a care in the world. 

They took a cab to the airport!!! LOL!!! That&#039;s too funny. Wonder if they tipped the driver?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story has me grinning from ear to ear. Imagine these kids, eyes wide open, emptying their pockets going through security, huge smiles, maybe a giggle or two. No baggage, carry-on worries, or laptops. Living in the moment, not a care in the world. </p>
<p>They took a cab to the airport!!! LOL!!! That&#8217;s too funny. Wonder if they tipped the driver?</p>
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		<title>Comment on JetBlue Bag Lady &amp; Cause of Flight Attendant Meltdown Facing Huge Fines by Stefan P</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stefan P</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just found this via Twitter. Hurrah! The person&#039;s not getting away with it! Excellent. I hope they nail her for the full $27,200! She&#039;s the one who started it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just found this via Twitter. Hurrah! The person&#8217;s not getting away with it! Excellent. I hope they nail her for the full $27,200! She&#8217;s the one who started it!</p>
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		<title>Comment on JetBlue Bag Lady &amp; Cause of Flight Attendant Meltdown Facing Huge Fines by Martha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Martha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes indeed! I see a reality show coming, similar to &quot;Big Brother&quot;.

Slippery Sliding Steven Slater vs JetBlue Foul Mouthed Bag Lady, forced to live together, handcuffed, 24/7, on a barge, no food and only beer to drink.

What do you think?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes indeed! I see a reality show coming, similar to &#8220;Big Brother&#8221;.</p>
<p>Slippery Sliding Steven Slater vs JetBlue Foul Mouthed Bag Lady, forced to live together, handcuffed, 24/7, on a barge, no food and only beer to drink.</p>
<p>What do you think?</p>
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